Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you tweet, it’s like a game of "Who Wants to Be a Critic?" starring everyone! 🎭📲 Related funny posts 🤝 Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public. I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets. Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you. Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter. No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.