I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the ultimate dream of snack-time, nap-time, and story-time! 🎉📚😴🥪 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack. Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.