I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I've advanced to a professional-level sitter! πͺπ #SitAndSip" Related funny posts π€ I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch. I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.” I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep. I need a job where I donβt actually have to work. I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.