βYouβre not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, itβs in the fine print somewhere.β Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're trying to find the fine print on your Friday happiness warranty: ππππΌ Related Funny Quotes π€ I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. Roses are red. Daisies are white. Iβm in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight. I’m only grumpy when I’m awake. Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and heβs just fine. Heβs better than fine; now he has a spear. Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.