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Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. 🏡🔋😅
27 Funny somewhere quotes
“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”
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When you're trying to find the fine print on your Friday happiness warranty: 😄🔍📜💼
Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.
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In that universe, I bet caffeine is the one that needs me to wake up! ☕️😂✨
Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.
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Looks like I'm famous in the therapy world for my unique brand of chaos! 🤔🛋️😂
You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.
No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.
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Running late to a meeting I never RSVP'd to, but here we are! 🤷♂️🚀⏰
In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.
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Sounds like the perfect plan for a spotless home! Thanksgiving might just become the cleanest hide-and-seek holiday ever! 🧹🤫🏠
What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.
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POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.
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Oops! Someone's about to join the 9-finger club. 🎉✋🤚
I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.
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Sounds like my soulmate is in the Witness Protection Program of love! 😆🕵️♀️❤️