When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying not to draw battle lines at the dinner table—Godspeed! 🙏😅 Related funny posts 😂 Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”. My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers? My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner. According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.