In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your soulmate gets jealous of an alarm clock, you know it's true love πβ°π€ Related Funny Quotes π€ Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. Iβll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands. I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit. I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.