If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Poof! I'm out of here like my bad tweets. 🐦💨✌️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done. If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it. Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone. Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide. I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.