Commentary:
"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸♂️🎤"
Funny online identity quotes
For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.
Commentary:
"Finally found a place where my strange thoughts can feel right at home…along with everyone else's! 🤪📱💭 #FacebookSavesTheDay"
Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
Commentary:
Guess I’m still waiting for a reply from mydreams.com’s tech support! 😄📧💤
If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.
Commentary:
Poof! I'm out of here like my bad tweets. 🐦💨✌️