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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Going bananas on Telegram:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Just landed via Reddit:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.
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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Going bananas on Facebook:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Seen just now on TikTok:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Just shared via TikTok:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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