Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the evolution of the stylish bro: from metro to performative. Next stop, fashion icon! 🚀👠💅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch. You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”? Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do? You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit. “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.