Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Rolling with laughter at this one! πΏπ My joints are very supportive of this message! ππ¨ Related Funny Quotes π€ Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have? I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome. I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian. I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didnβt even teach us that.