I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! โ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set. This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo. I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee. Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.