I plan to live forever. So far, so good. Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Looks like immortality is on track; just another few millennia to go! Related funny posts 😂 I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline. Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud. All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once. Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun. When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.