I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?