When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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"Ah, the mystical sanctuary of the shower: where reality blends with reverie! πŸšΏπŸŽΆπŸ’‘ 5% cleansing those worries away, 10% perfecting your opera skills, and a whopping 85% plotting to conquer the world… or at least deciding what's for dinner! The shower curtain knows all your secrets, right? πŸ˜‰"

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