It’s never too early to start making bad decisions. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂" Related funny posts 🤝 Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.