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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.