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Proof that the ultimate form of self-care is channeling your inner Sandler slob chic 😂🩳👕
17 Funny changing quotes
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.
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Soup-du-jour: the menu item with commitment issues 🍲🔄😄
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.
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🤣🧠 Seems like I caught the same bug! Anyone know the cure, or should I just stick to memes and cat videos? 🐱🎥
I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.
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Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣
My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.
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"Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"
Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”
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"Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit"
Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.
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"Cleaning your glasses is like upgrading from a grainy VHS tape 📼 to high-definition Blu-ray quality! It's like giving your eyes a ticket to the VIP section of the visual world 🎟️👓👁️💫✨"
Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.
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"Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me. 🤦♂️💻 #SelfSabotageSecurity"
Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.
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Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness
If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.
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"Nothing like announcing a surprise pregnancy to divert attention from a heated political debate! 🤰🏻🔥 Who needs CNN when you've got this strategic family diplomacy move? 😂"