Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.

Commentary:
“Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace”

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