I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Commentary:
Well, isn’t that a “bank-breaking” turn of events! 😂 Looks like someone’s interest rates hit an all-time low! 🏦💸💔 Remember, it’s important to stay invested in what keeps you passionate! 📈🔥

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