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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Just shared via Reddit:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Trending via Threads:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Freshly posted on X:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Going viral on Slack:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Just shared via Threads:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Going viral on Threads:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Trending via X:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Spotted on YouTube:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Shared recently on Messenger:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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