It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer. Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me. Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience. Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.