A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas. This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers. Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?
