A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Swipe, shop, and hope my bank account doesn't file for a restraining order! 💳🛍️🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop! My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing. I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.