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Praying to the Wi-Fi gods for strong signals today! 📱🙏😂
59 Funny daily routine quotes
I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.
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Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿
Work beers should be a daily thing.
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Time to update the employee handbook to include 'Beer O'Clock' every day! 🍺😄🎉
Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.
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Keeping up with today's hot gossip headlines, one hilarious story at a time! 📰😂
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.
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Pajama productivity level: Expert unlocked! 🛁🛋️😄
How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.
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Guess I better start live-streaming my bathroom breaks to keep up! 🚽😂📱
I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.
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Sounds like my flexibility is about as stubborn as my cat when it’s bath time! 🐱🛁🙆♂️
WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.
The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.
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Looks like we're all slacking on our ocean-draining duties 😂🌊🚰