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Home Funny Quotes A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don't have salt.

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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Don't forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

No amount of daylight can save us.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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"You're so quiet!" Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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