A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general. I’ll never salute you, General Settings. With great power comes a great electricity bill. When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.