There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

There are many people who don't like me and I am one of them.

Commentary:
“Ah, the ultimate plot twist: not only are there people who don’t like me, but I don’t even like myself! 🙃 Well, at least I can always count on my own indifference. 😄”

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