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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗
Funny General quotes
Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.
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When she’s got you spinning like you're the nucleus of a high school chemistry project 😂🔬💫
Does anyone know what to do, like in general?
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When I was born, the instruction manual must have flown off into space 🚀🤔✨
In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.
Commentary:
"Who needs company when you've got a delicious pizza by your side? 🍕👫 Solo pizza parties are where it's at! Just me, myself, and pepperoni. #PizzaOverPeople"
I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.
Commentary:
"Ah, the inclusive approach to disdain! 🤣 It's like holding a grudge potluck – everyone's invited! 🍽️ Who needs enemies when you can dislike humanity as a whole? 😏"
The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.
Commentary:
"Ah, the news – where sensational headlines reign supreme and the drama unfolds like a soap opera 🎭! It's like a crash course in how to keep your emotions on a rollercoaster ride 🎢. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a healthy dose of skepticism! 🍿🧐 #StayWoke"
“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?
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"If only I came with a user manual! 🤖 Right now, it's just a temporary glitch in the system. In general, it's a longstanding feature, not a bug! 🤷♂️😆"
A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.
Commentary:
"Parenting: where good days go to retire early and tantrums thrive 🤪⏱️ #NeverADullMoment"
I’ll never salute you, General Settings.
Commentary:
"General Settings feeling snubbed by a rebellious upgrade 🌟🛡️ No salutes for you, Mr. Settings! Looks like it's a tech showdown on our hands 🤖💥 #RebelWithoutASalute"
I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.
Commentary:
Finally, a warrior who knows the true power of giggles! 😂🔫✨