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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.