A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Reaching for the stars, one clumsy step at a time ๐๐๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max. If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science. Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining? Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me. They should list at least one alien โas himselfโ in the Star Wars credits.