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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.