Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp. Posted onMar 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just call me the shrimp of the sofa sea, forever curled up and cozy 🦐😂🛋️ Related funny posts 🤝 Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day. When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be. Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis? In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa. At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?