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I mean, with multitasking skills like that, you'd think he was Beethoven's rival! 🎹😂💧
22 Funny position quotes
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.
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Doing backbends for love, but he's still the one getting possessed by good vibes 😂🙃💃
Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.
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Who knew changing the scenery could make the same ol' dance so much fancier? 💃🕺🏨✨
Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.
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Who needs a photographer when you can multitask like a pro? 🐮📸😅
If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.
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Sure, let me help you straight into a comedy show! 😂🤦♂️
My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.
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Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️♀️💊
Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?
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"When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦♂️👣🤣"
Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.
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When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂
My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.
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"Ah, the classic 'nap position' – a state of perpetual relaxation 🛌 Sounds like your body just refuses to commit to any form of fitness! It's all about that elastic band life, stretching out and bouncing back 🔄💪 Maybe your body's secretly training for the Olympics in napping… Gold medal dreams in snoozing, coming right up! 🥇😂"