21 funny position quotes - Wordgag

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

May 22, 2026

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

May 19, 2026

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

May 19, 2026

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

May 19, 2026

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

May 18, 2026

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Mar 31, 2026

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Mar 31, 2026

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Mar 31, 2026

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Mar 31, 2026

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Mar 30, 2026

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Mar 29, 2026

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Mar 28, 2026

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Mar 28, 2026

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Mar 27, 2026

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Mar 26, 2026

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Mar 26, 2026

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Mar 26, 2026

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Mar 26, 2026

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Mar 26, 2026

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Mar 25, 2026

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Mar 25, 2026