AI could never steal company time the way I do. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's because AI takes breaks faster than a coffee machine on Fridays! βπ€ Related funny posts π I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me. The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee. Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday. Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great. Time machine? You mean a clock?