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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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Well, I guess we're getting dirty one way or another! 🌱😂🪴

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged excuse, gardening, helping, humor, i, joke, lie, me, plant, plants, relationship, repot, sex on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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