I lied, there is no sex. Youβre helping me repot plants. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, I guess we're getting dirty one way or another! π±ππͺ΄ Related funny posts π€ I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story? One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes donβt clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do. You are my favorite dirty thought. You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?