All I think about is death and sex. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Balancing life's two inevitables: some exit strategies and entry plans! ππβ€οΈ Related funny posts π€ Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me. All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier. Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave. That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”. I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.