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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

I’m ready to try another planet.

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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