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  • One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.
  • Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.
  • This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’
  • I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.
  • Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.
  • Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.