I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! π π₯β¨" Related funny posts π€ Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy? Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line. Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited. If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people. Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.