Amazing if accurate: bleeding money. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! πΈππ Related funny posts π€ Next to nothing is a weird place. The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didnβt need. My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I likeβ¦ for me. Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.