Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Starting a silent staring contest club and we already suspect each other πππ€« Related funny posts π€ I donβt miss calls, I stare at them. So many true crime podcasts are just like βa young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questionedβ You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing? How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine wonβt sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo. Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.