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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.