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Oops! Looks like we're matching boo-boos now 🐶💅➡️👆😭
Funny bleeding quotes
Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.
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Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! 💸💉😂
Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.
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That's like offering a steak dinner to a hungry shark and expecting it to turn vegan 🦈🥩😂