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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.