Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.” Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Only in America would we add a sprinkle of confusion to water and call it science! 😄🇺🇸🌡️ Related funny posts 😂 You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project. My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.