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Only in America would we add a sprinkle of confusion to water and call it science! 😄🇺🇸🌡️
20 Funny temperature quotes
It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.
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When your shadow starts beefing with you, you know it's time to hit the AC! 😎🔥✌️
Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.
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Trying to lose weight or just testing if my house can double as a fridge? 🥶🤔 #ForeverChilly
When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.
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Summer plans: Activated! Just kidding, I've encountered resistance in the form of a warm breeze! 🌞😅🚫
Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.
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Sounds like a recipe for confusion! 😂🥵🔄
“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”
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Feels like my wallet and the weather are having a heated argument! 💸🔥
The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.
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He’s off to a warmer place, where the only chill comes from the ice in his tropical drink! 🌴🍹❄️
This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.
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Guess I better start my good deed training program ASAP, because my air conditioner just surrendered 🥵😇
If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.
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Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️
My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.
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Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆