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Humorous quote imagining a quirky morning host turning Secretary of War, with a Vonnegut vibe.

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Commentary:
Sounds like a wild plot twist even Vonnegut would need extra coffee for! ☕😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcoholic, host, humor, kurt, Kurt Vonnegut, morning, morning show host, satire, secretary, Secretary of War, shit, show, vonnegut, war on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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