An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a wild plot twist even Vonnegut would need extra coffee for! βπ Related funny posts π€ Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win. Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro. For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Imagine hating me, and Iβm just over here plucking chin hairs.