I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Texting in the comfort of the bare essentials—keeping it cheekily confidential! 😂📱🤫 Related funny posts 🤝 Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out. Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.