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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”