Itβs always a huge relief when Iβm reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, a symptom I donβt have! π π #StillWishingForThatOneThough Related funny posts π€ No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues. I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. Iβm sick to my stomach. Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs. Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. I wasnβt feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.