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Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Trending via Slack:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Breaking via X:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Going viral on X:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Spotted on Facebook:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Spotted on Threads:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Making waves on YouTube:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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Funny inheritance quotes bring a hilarious twist to the often serious topic of family fortunes and legacies 😂💰 Whether you’re gearing up for an unexpected windfall or just love a good laugh about what’s left behind, these witty sayings add humor to the idea of passing down wealth 🏆💸 Get ready to chuckle and rethink inheritance with a smile! 😄✨

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on X:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Shared recently on Messenger:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Shared recently on X:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Trending via Threads:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Live now on X:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Just landed via Slack:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Seen just now on Messenger:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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