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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

2 weeks ago

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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