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  • Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.
  • If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.
  • Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?
  • A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.
  • If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.
  • I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.