I donβt believe the phrase βif they wanted to, they would,β because I want to, and I donβt. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my motivation missed the memo! π€π«π€£ Related funny posts π€ I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it. Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean? My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces. Anti-capitalism is just code for βI don’t know how anything works.β