As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sure, as long as the moon doesn't start charging for long-distance calls! 🌝📞✨ Related funny posts 😂 Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. If she wants the moon, you get her the moon. I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.